I have watched this at least 15 times since I reblogged this several hours ago
it has been several weeks and I probably have watched this easily 100 times
What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?
The Meme of our Years.
this post is beautiful
one time when i was like 12 my dad wanted me to put a dvd in the dvd player and i was like ‘what do i get in return’ and he said ‘you can have half of the winnings of this stupid lotto ticket’ and he ended up winning 60 dollars and i was so pleased with myself. 30 dollars when youre 12 is pretty much like infinity dollars. he was so mad
One when I was like 12 time my family and I were playing Yahtzee and when the game was over my dad was like, “If you can guess what all the die are when I flip this cup over ill give you $50” and by some goddamn beautiful miracle I guessed them all and I have never seen my dad so frustrated in his life.
When I was in middle school I would put my Ice cream in a bowl and microwave it until it was hot and eat it like hot soup
Whats red and bad for your teeth?
well you’re not wrong
welcome to the 12th inning of a college baseball game